Somewhere along the line fortune cookies became advice cookies. Either way they’re little treasures to me and I saved them for ages. The accumulation of little slips got cluttery though, so I stashed them all here in no particular order.


Grant yourself a wish this year; only you can do it.
2005.06.19 Bowie MD chinese char: Painter
You are one of the people who “goes places in life.”
2005.10.14 Columbia MD 695 Dan’s
You will be successful in your work.
2006.10.25 Columbia MD with Mo
Versatility is one of your outstanding traits.
2005.10.01 Ellicott City MD 870
A pleasant surprise is waiting for you.
2006.11.07 Crofton MD 073
You are heading in the right direction.
2006.04 Richmond VA 329 D or C
You are a person of culture.
2008.04.16 Silver Spring MD 617
You and your wife will be happy in your life together.
2008.09.17 Crofton MD 073
Get your mind set…confidence will lead you on.
2008.08.29 Crofton MD 867 only 5 digits!
You will always possess a charm and sense of humor that attracts others.
2001.03.17 Thai Garden (Richmond VA?) 073
You will inherit a large sum of money.
2008.09.17 Crofton MD 088
A merry heart makes a cheerful countenance.
2008.03.26 Crofton MD 932 only5 digits!
A surprise treat awaits you.
2009.02.23 Crofton MD 402
The best prophet of the future is the past.
2008.06.23 Crofton MD 151
You will be free of the heavy burdens your have been carrying. [sic]
2005.05.01 Bowie MD with Mom & D
You will travel far and wide, both pleasure and business.
2010.01.26 Crofton MD 692
Sign and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you.
2009.01.15 Crofton MD 504
You will spend old age in comfort and material wealth.
2008.02.29 Crofton MD 519
You will be showered with good luck.
2002.05.21 Dan’s
Find release from your cares, have a good time.
You have an ability to sense and know higler truth. [sic]
2006.08.20 Chinatown DC 765
Speak only well of people and you need never whisper.
2007.12.29 Crofton MD 323
Your life will be happy and peaceful.
You are going to take a trip to the seaside.
2008.2.14 Crofton MD 339 Dan’s
A pleasant surprise is waiting for you.
2008.08.21 Crofton MD 073
Your business will assume vast proportions.
2009.10.16 Crofton MD 631
You are kind and friendly.
2009.02.23 Crofton MD 234
Love is around the corner.
A good reputation is more valuable than money.
You have a strong desire for a home and your family comes first.
2008.03.26 Crofton MD 091
Your family is young, gifted and attractive.
2009.06.04 Crofton MD 900
You are generous to an extreme and always think of the other fellow.
2009.12.31 Crofton MD 194 Dan’s
Your winsome smile will be your sure protection.
2009.01.15 Crofton MD 615
At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgment.
2008.06.10 Crofton MD 170
A thrilling time is in your immediate future.
2008.05.30 Crofton MD 417