cast of characters

I’m crap at thinking up character names. If it were up to me, they’d all be named Bill, Don, Jess, and Sue. Total dead zone of creativity…I guess my gifts are elsewhere.

So—and I never thought I’d say this—thank goodness for SPAM. As annoying as the messages are, they’re sent by the most innnnteresting people. Or at least the fake names are interesting enough to reuse in our next novel, short story, novella, screenplay, or wherevah.

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Njane Mungai
David Morris
Idris Umar
Mary Eduardo
Kenneth Gram
David Barnet Bradley
Olivia Hill
Walter Christian
Mr. Shunji Takeshi
Dr. Raymond Richard
Mary Eduardo
Patrick Eduardo
Harry Witkamp
Alva Blacks
Carolyn T. Willis
Zhenja Kalashnikova
Pamela Y. Nixon
Bae Gi
Jazz Ray
Don von Raymond
Mbusi Dlamini
Ashley Hill
Brigitte Kleppinger
Donald Christian
Neville Wilkinson
Kimberly West
Katya Valenzeula
Shunji Takeshi
Collins Reyes
Mats Nordkvist
Lyuba Lazareva
Isabela Rodriguez
Alfredo Garcia
Susan Fuit
Emmanuel Cheng
Zhanna
Jason Moore
Ming Yang
Yat Sun
Hoffman Meijer
Treena Tutor
Marzeen Gluvart
Lindsey Hahn
Richard Tang
Andy Hoffman
Emilia Marincel
Si-Wan Park
Nina Kemp
Willems Segers
Peter Lee
Kristen Lynne Boyd
Annabel Lazu
Aziz Bello
John Hu Chang
Gerrit Groot
Daniel Bommel
Kassim Gamal
Gamal Kassim
Dr. James
Jerry Mark
John Krasnow
LaTanya Roberts
Christine Fuller
Jeff Marchi
Mary Brodhead
David Felix
Scooter Pete (ht @jlhenn)
Salvatore Montgomery
Liu Yan
JJ Cochrane
Elton Lee
Jerry Ntai
Jon Rosenberg
Elizabeth Kruger
Matt Bacak
Junior Wilcox
Earle Fowler
Bobette Carey
Vera Velez
Rosamaria Rae
Erwin Pope
Janet Acosta
Ignacio Warren
Dorian Seymour
Dominick Bland
Pat Worley
Valerie Estrada
Melvin Ward
Octavio Hathaway
Jung Kimber
Collins Cadence
Winfred Robles
Reinaldo Greenwood
Dario Novak
Hershel Cruz
Louise Higgins
Williams Severson
Jess Grant
Jackson McQueen
Eliza Lang
Kendall Buchanan
Shiloh Annetta
Lola Fish
Melisa Washbur
Marlin Kimball
Bryant Hogan
Galen Shipman
Hilda Glover
Ricky Cline
Jeannie Prince
Gregory Zamora
Larry Blaire
Priscilla Casey
Lionel Ochoa
Yanira Kiana
Paul Chadwick
Taylor Leonard
Ora Villa

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